Raeanne's Letters

	this is the first of MY letters. there's this guy i used to work with that was obsessed with westerns. especially Tom Selleck ones. ACK.
	okay. this one.. well.. i have no idea WHAT i was thinking at the time, but as with ALL my weirdness, non of it is drug-induced. i swear.
	This one's a tribute to all my canadian friends, and those who are obsessed with bad canadian melodrama.
	who ISN'T fascinated with time zones?!!!
	Okay. this one's a sick joke cuz Bon Jovi sucks. lol
	well, i didn't WANT her to put the peanut butter in the tuna cassarole! i swear! but at least i didn't have to eat it! mwahahaha oh.
	there IS a paper airplane! it's at the bottom! see???
	well? after THAT letter, i hope you're ALL going out. right now. to BUY COWS!!!!
	we LOVE purple backbacon.
	Anyone who wears yellow sequined shorts and listens to little richard IS a sad, sad man.
	i think this letter was just an escuse to use the word Faux Pas. i like that word. or 2 words. whatever.
	This was kinda mean, but i don't LIKE when squirrels don't change their shirts! it's a pet peeve. silly squirrels.
	Just to clarify, i don't really watch renegade. OR knightrider. i'd hate to have that sort or problem. i don't know if there's a bad 1980's tv show addict support group. but there should be.
	NO really. she thinks Jareth is hot. i don't know WHY though. did you see his PANTS??? FEAR
	oh come on, you know you want him.
	yet another half-asleep Raeanne A.D.D letter.
	this is my weirdest letter. i don't know why i picked Prague... but now i think i need to go there. just to say "hey guys, i've been to Prague!" and things. it'll be neat.
	i collect plastic forks. no. seriously. i have a big huge box. it's neat. polystyrene RULES you.
	it was a tragic story really. i'm not sure the particulars, buti hear the carny-folk REALLY cost Pudge something that night. poor thing. (lol. sorry. i was TIRED that day.. whew)
	Tangy's head IS an orange. she looks tasty. but she wasn't changing her shirt. at one point, i think i called her a "tropicana reject" but i dont think she shows that letter. may have cut her too deep.
	this is the first of the 3 letters i wrote involving the spread of this AWFUl flowered shirt.. poor fashion victims..
	we found the culprit. it was that OLIVIA beast. naughty kitty.
	SWAT! BAD kitty.
	She IS a black cat! and liek.. Gotham City doesn't HAVE sunlight. she'd be LOST!!!
	i suppose this letter is mean. she probably looked at her kibble and said "CURSE YOU RAEANNE!!!" and things. it woulda been neat to see though. lol
	i think i just wanted to put the word "mantit" on my website. sorry. i'm childish that way. lol
	well DUH if he's a larva.. what's he GONNA do to aid frogman in his "save the world" hijinks? NOTHING! he's LARVA!!!
	dude, Ninjas fly on tv. i've seen it. seriously. in Duel To the Death, they flew. with boxes. it was neat!
	i'm thinking i'm going to have to give up on her. although, right now, she's wearing the skull shirt, and that amuses me. especially since she's MEGA-PRISSY.
	it IS an important responsibility! and so we keep her well-dressed. or something.
	I think this one was mean. i bet she was hoping for Sven. and that he was a furry. *ahem*
	Whoppers. we hates them. we hates them FOREVER.
	okay. this one i have to apologise for. i think i may have been half asleep. but that is probably no excuse. i'm sorry guys. i'm just WEIRD. hehehehe
	well she IS pink. PSH.
	Poooooor Huck.
	i wanted to take his houndstooth shirt, and beat him senseless with it. he just WOULDNT change it! no matter HOW many cool things i sent him. the NET for him.
	SHE changed. and i even called her names! PSH to grizzly
	i, like so many others, had the "badger badger badger" thiing stuck in my head at the time. dang it! there it goes again! Badger badger badger......
	evidently i was driving. in austalia. or something.
	i THINK he's just a cracked out panda. or something. *shrug* i honestly have NO idea.
	Cosmo has some wacky hygiene ideas. what? lol
	I think i watch Anime too much. heh
	In case you don't know what a madrigal is, go to a rennaisance fest someplace, and listen to the minstrels walking around singing things that make no sense, and then ending phrases with "hey nonny nonny" and "tra la tra la" and THEN this letter will be funny. maybe.
	I had just gotten back from Louisiana when i wrote this, and no, i don't have any neat funky rashes. Maybe next time.
	He's a HORSE! DUHHHH.
	We made the Trojan symbol as a shirt. and i honestly DO want one of those stickers! they're funny!
	She is a cow! she seemed like a logical creature to ask for milk! you can't REALLY milk a cat or a rabbit or anything! PSH.
	She's an eagle, and Mint WAS a squirrel... i just made the connection. how wrong this all seems.
	I don't know WHAT i was thinking here. but it still amuses me!
	If you don't speak 1337, you really don't want to know. seriously.