Roy's Letters

These are the letters written by Roy's character in Poonia.

Roy's Letters

This is the weird letter that started this whole mess. Tom nook is the guy that runs the store, and he's the guy you own your soul to until you pay back your house loan. his 2 raccoon children work upstairs. they're as annoying as Nook himself!
i'm not really sure what this is about. he swears there was a reason he wrote it, but you never know with Roy.
Portia is a dalmation. and we dressed her in a gothic shirt. it's fun!
yes, kitties ARE neat.
okay.. this is what we like to call an "a.d.d letter". because there is absolutely NO point to them. those are fun.
only final fantasy geeks would understand this one. lol
this one too. Selphie from FF8 says "Booyaka!" in that game. and Roy's a geek. LOL
ah. this poses a good question. not the pne in the letter, but the one of "why on EARTh did you write a letter about THAT?"
COURSE he likes Judy Garland! he's a gay monkey!
we made Pudge (an orange bear) wear this orange shirt that matches him perfectly. but it's got a big black dragon on it, and it looks like Pudge is naked. with a large tattoo on his chest. LOL
ah. Roy needs to sleep more i think.
This is the ultimate in A.D.D. letters. Kiki IS a kittie. GOOOOOD Roy... *pat head*
Dude, i think we're ALL into impressment. i mean, who isn't? or something...
i HATE socks.
i agree with the repettitive part, but i LIKE Green Day!!! PFFT
Purple Backbacon huh. MMMMM
FEAR the Fashion Gnomes!!! FEAR
she WAS wearing an icky shirt. ICKYBAD
Makes sense, as she IS a zebra..
Huck keeps lurking outside the Gay Monkey's house. we don't know exactly WHY but i bet it involves showtunes and knitting.
Roy DEFINATELY needs more sleep methinks.
He raises a good point. she talks and talks about fashion and how she is the epitome in that area, but she's goth.. what gives??
He again, raises a good point. you'd think with his mad saving middle earth skillz, Samwise could be pimping NIKE or something.
I've never had sushi, but this april i will when we go on a trip. but i'll remember not to try the octopus, or i might, as he says... "Blurf"
chocolate covered ants are crunchy.
ah. an age-old question, finally answered. i can sleep at night now. *whew*
Lorbis is "Shadow" from Final Fantasy 6. well, that's what WE named him. hehe
Icky Ear mites anyway!
Eek. Ed Gein. well she DID have a cowskin rug in her house, and she IS a cow. creeeeepy
More 1337. Elicia didn't say this in 1337 though. he translated it.obviously. lol
it certainly IS very important! everyone take note!