Video Game Characters Say the Weirdest Things...

I noticed a while back that video games have some really bizzarre text. Not the font or anything, but sometimes the characters say stuff that just makes me go "WTF???" or at least a good "OMG YES". (i am not saying if i actually think in 1337 or not, that is for you to speculate on over a nice frothy cappuccino with friends) So this is the page for that. so umm.. yeah. lol

Final Fantasy 7

This man was RIGHT on the money. i mean.. how many Sephiroth Fan-boys do YOU know? what with their t-shirts and chibi drawings on their noteboooks. You know the type. they drool while softly muttering the word "masamune....."
what? lol.

Final Fantasy 7

I dont know. For some reason, i might be a 13 year old at heart or something, i just giggle when someone says the word "apparatus". I can't help it!

Lunar 2: Eternal Blue

You know, I've been through the danger zone. or something. Lunar is really weird. lol

Lunar 2: Eternal Blue

Ronfar wasn't really talking about cheesecake you know. there were nekkid ladies in that thar wagon.

Lunar 2: Eternal Blue

Mystere is pretty festive. lol *note: this one time, on the simpsons, Marge referred to a homosexual man as being "festive". since then, we've taken to using the word in that sense. that explains why this is funny to me. lol

Lunar 2: Eternal Blue

Like Mike was a BAD movie kid. go with Ronfar!

Lunar 2: Eternal Blue

This one's a two-parter. so i made it an animated gif. R.E.M fans, rejoice!

Lunar 2: Eternal Blue

>_< i'm not sure what else i can say there. lol

Lunar 2: Eternal Blue

well you see it filters red blood cells, and strengthens your immune system. obviously SOMEONE slept thru health class. :D

Lunar 2: Eternal Blue

well there's a good thing to tell CHILDREN. lol